After I finished up writing about Bulgaria, we went looking for one more restaurant from our Lonely Planet (though let me tell you, don’t buy the Lonely Planet Bulgaria because it sucks and I was sorely misinformed multiple times). Afterwards, we sat in one last pleasant communist-era park and ate delicious baklava. I will just say that they seem to do desserts better in Eastern Europe. The shop was full of nuts and snacks and then these amazing cakes, also sparkly candles and birthday decorations. I was tempted to buy some sparkly things and then restrained myself.
We were the only two people on the overnight bus to Istanbul, though I was given to understand that the bus the other direction was usually full. I remembered hearing something about needing money to cross the Turkish border so I asked about that before we left, but the man at the station didn’t speak much English and then finally understood and said no, we didn’t need any money. The first few hours were great; we found some blankets and took four seats each to stretch out and sleep soundly until the border. However, turns out you do need to buy an entry visa at the Turkish border. Also turns out there are no ATMs for miles around. Turns out Turkish/Bulgarian bus guys are very weird. Anyway, they wanted us to pay in euros but as we obviously had no money at all, we finally got the bus man to pay for us and we paid him back when we got to Istanbul. Since he spoke little English more than ‘Obama’ and also claimed to have not much German even though he ended every sentence in German, there was nothing we could do to communicate other than listen to him wildly repeat himself to us for some unknown reason. After maybe having a bus problem, it was a relief to get back on the bus and go back to sleep, and an even bigger relief to get to Istanbul.
We trekked to our hostel in Istanbul at 6 am and ended up sleeping in some spare beds until ours were free and we could check in at 11, thank goodness. Also thank goodness that we had a few days ahead of us, because we were so confused and hot and tired our first day in Istanbul that we got almost nothing done. We did make it through the Grand Bazaar, where we had our first really intense experience of Turkish men: “Lady! Lady! Hello? English? German?” “Lady, Lady, just one question. First, Hello. How are you?” “Hello, where are you from? (America) No, I was thinking you are from paradise.” “You dropped something… it is in my shop.” “What you are looking for is in my shop, how will you know unless you go inside?” ETC ETC ETC. By the time we left Turkey I was ready to kill the next guy who approached me.
The thing is, men there are really friendly. A student walked us to the bus, our hostel owner got Kameko and me a birthday cake and some raki, and this one guy just walked up, asked where we were from, and then said Ok, I’m going to practice my English, and talked about himself until our bus came. These are nice things, and I like them. However, I probably saw one woman working the entire time we were there outside of main clothing stores, and certainly no women talked to me. Dudes were just swarming, and I am not used to random men talking to me without some kind of motivation. Maybe I am overly suspicious; certainly most of these guys had no motives. At the same time, I doubt they would approach a Turkish woman the way they approached us, and that makes me feel a little used.
Anyway, the bazaar was beautiful! They have all these glass lamps that are so colorful, I wanted to buy one but was sure it would never make it home alive. Once you make it out of the main, touristy section of the bazaar, you get into all these household and regular consumer goods, as well as clothing. There are these elaborate circumcision day costumes with big capes for little boys, and pink poofy princess dressed for little girls. Even a bunch of formal gowns, but who goes to that many formal events?
The next day, we went to the Hagia Sofia and the Topkapi Palace. For the record, in Turkish they are pronounced ayasofya and topkap-uh in case that isn’t obvious. The Hagia Sofia was pretty cool. I know it’s really big and really old and has been both a church and a mosque and has cool Byzantine mosaics, but it just felt kind of run-down to me and I would say that my description of it is worth as much as the visit. Hmph. I was a little grumpy about Istanbul, I’m not going to lie, because I don’t like cities and it was hot and crowded and the chatty men annoyed me. Still, I personally found the Hagia Sofia less impressive than others. Here is a photo.
The palace was totally sweet. Totally sweet. It makes sense; centuries of rich guys with massive emeralds and tons of tiles at their disposal thought to themselves, hmm, perhaps I shall decorate myself and my throne with these emeralds. Perhaps I shall decorate my bedroom and throne room and my mother’s bedroom and my favorite four wives’ bedrooms with these tiles. Perhaps I shall also decorate the outsides of these rooms with these tiles. The result is a lot of emerald jewelry and tiled surfaces that are very beautiful. Also, the palace is huge. We didn’t get through all of it, and we were there for a good four hours. We did see Muhammad’s preserved footprint and a fragment of his beard, for what it’s worth, as well as some Irish-style figurines of a Queen Mother and ladies in waiting in her apartments. I’m going to put some photos in so you get an idea of what I’m talking about.
They won’t let you take pictures of the big emeralds, too bad. There was also a gigantic diamond. Sultans get the good stuff!!!
The next day, we went to a no-frills hamam down the hill from the district we stayed in. In case you don’t know, Turkish hamams are basically big steam rooms, since Islam consider(ed/s) still water unclean. There are little low stone sinks full of water to cool off and to cool off the main table, but mostly you sit on this big stone tablet table and sweat your brains out. Then, ladies show up and scrub you down and massage you. When they sit you up and scrub your hair, they give you a second to recuperate and then dump about five buckets of cold water over your head. There were two other Turkish ladies in the room getting the same treatment, and it was nothing fancy, but it was definitely an experience. Also, I felt clean when I was done. It wasn’t a particularly fancy room, but then, I also suspect that men’s sides of the hamams are much nicer than women’s, unless you are in a very fancy hotel.
We also went on a ‘cruise of the Bosphorus’ which entailed going in a big circle on a ferry. I think it would have been easier to find a good cruise if we spoke Turkish but as we did not, we couldn’t find the place in the travel book, and ended up going in a big circle on a big boat for not much money. Oh well. We got to see some of the houses on the Asian side of Istanbul, and it was nice to be out of the city a little bit. Kameko said that apparently there is a freshwater current on the bottom of the strait, and so they will find preserved boats with the sails still on them from a thousand years ago, which creeped me out a lot.
One more thing, as I’m out of energy. We went out that night to a bar where they had some Turkish music. The performers were great, and we whiled away our time with a few small beers (aka not pints). Then people started doing folk dancing and Kameko really wanted to join in, so she did, and some guy sent us drinks and a note on a napkin saying Welcome to Turkey. Very nice. Also, the bar kept sending us fruit and nuts on the house. Tasty stuff!
That was most of the stuff from Turkey. Ask me about the rest of it, or I’ll muster more energy to write about it later.















